Wednesday, July 18, 2007

According to Parenting.com...

Outsmart Your Toddler: 5 tricks for getting yours to do what you want

1. Act like an idiot

"Even the most defiant toddler will take pity on us if we seem like total incompetents."

Great advice Parenting.com! So should we drool and dig in our butts, or just babble and eat boogers? And as we lead them, by example, into stupidity, how should we convince them that we know what we are talking about when we say "Don't stick the fork in the electrical outlet!", "Don't run in the street!" "Don't play in the toilet!" Whoever wrote this needs a vasectomy, and a daily spanking, damnit.

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